Naiya showed up at the Serrated Blade Tavern for her “hot date” with Rytlock Brimstone. She was donning her finest Lion’s Arch fashion that the other bar patrons didn’t seem to appreciate. After a bottle of Black Citadel brandy and two hours later, she realized that she had been stood up.
She stormed up to his office and demanded to know why he never showed up. “You look like a moa’s ass, get out of my sight!” he shouted.
Naiya cried, convincing herself that she was embarressed that she ever fell for a male with horrible taste in rugs.
(I’m not apologizing for the fact that my GW2 posts are probably going to get stupider and stupider from now on.)
Naiya Thistletail’s main adventure today consisted of infiltrating Blood Legion while dressed as a man. Unfortunately she didn’t do a good job of leaving Spoony, her backpack, behind. (It’s actually a bug. It disappears after fighting the first Blood Legion officer!)
After that she just sat and stared at windmills in Queensdale as she confused the locals. Spoony not present in this picture. :c
I couldn’t sleep so I created a new character on Guild Wars 2. Her name is Naiya Thistletail and she’s a charr engineer. She likes pink, her plushy backpack “Spoony”, and flamethrowers.
She can be seen maowing around on Tarnished Coast.